When I have to explain poor performance at our quarterly client review
I’m like
June 2012
67 posts
When I make a good point on a client call
I’m like
When I'm in the office on a Summer Friday
I’m like
When my planner shows up in the office at 11:30AM after having overslept
I’m like
When the CEO asks me to leave his office but lets other people stay so he can talk to them
I’m like
When my director brings cupcakes to the all staff meeting
I’m like
When I leave a rep lunch to go back to the office to cancel his campaign
I’m like
When a junior planner asks me how I know the difference between an RTB and a DSP
I’m like
When our summer intern gets to work and has nothing to do but sit at her computer
She’s like
When we find out we didn't win our new business pitch
The potential client is like
When I inadvertently walk into a billing meeting
I’m like
When I watch two coworkers argue
I’m like
When I try to make it home after a long night out at a rep event
I’m like
When the client requests a partner be put on a media plan only to have it perform terribly
I’m like
When my client tries to understand how audience buying works
He’s like
When I successfully create a pivot table in Excel
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When a rep calls to tell me that the client is interested in their offering
I’m like
When a rep emails me asking to 'implant' their pixel on my client's site
He’s like
When I go to Atlas training and there's another member of my company there
He’s like
When I'm in the 4th hour of an all day offsite
I’m like
When I want to impress my new coworkers
I’m like
When a sales rep ends an email with this sentence: "Any insight you can share with us and by chance is there another day coming up that we can join?"
I’m like
When a VP of Sales complains that we aren't giving his company enough money
I’m like
When the client shoots down my idea
I’m like
When I try to write down all the new company policies during my first day
I’m like
When the creative agency asks if they can build non-standard units
I’m like
When I get to a meeting and realize I'm the only digital person there
I’m like
When I finally find one of my clients ads on a random mobile site
I’m like
When a random network posts a guy outside our office during upfronts
He’s like
When I invite the head of analytics to a client dinner
He’s like
When I try to sneak into work after a long night of partying
I’m like
When my analytics guy writes a macro that does all my reporting for me
It’s like
When our summer intern answers a client email correctly...after his 8th attempt
I’m like
When my idea gets shot down during a brainstorm
I’m like
When someone asks, "Why is the term CPM and not CPT? It's cost per Thousand, not cost per Million!"
I’m like
When a rep tells me that Nielsen ranks them the #1 property that reaches turtle owners in Dallas
I’m like
When my junior planner complains he has too much reporting to do
I’m like
When we go out for a team dinner and we're short on the bill
We’re like
When I'm cc'd on a senseless email with 21 people
I’m like
When someone sends out a topic agenda before a meeting over drinks
I’m like
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When I'm at my 8th upfront party in the past 3 days
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When another junior planner offers their recommendation for the upcoming campaign
I’m like
When it's Monday morning and people are trying to have a conversation in the elevator
I’m like
When it's my last day at my current job
I’m like
When a rep calls me out for not putting them on the plan
I’m like
When someone from another ad agency sees my blog and then creates a duplicate version that is not nearly as good
I’m like
When 6 people are all trying to talk on a conference call
I’m like
When I read an industry blogger who clearly has no idea
I’m like
When my junior planner emails the team with what we're having for our next lunch and learn
I’m like
When the client asks me if my recommended tactics reflect the goals in their written brief
I’m like
