When I don't refill the water cooler
My coworkers are like
May 2012
136 posts
When someone at work doesn't refill the water cooler
I’m like
When I find out an ad network has been running our ads on unapproved sites
I’m like
When I submit an awesome GIF to an industry blogger and he doesn't post it
He’s like
@thrillashimself
When my client cancels our 5pm Friday status meeting
We’re like
@mediaguy
When the Account Director takes credit for my idea
He’s like
When I take a new job and find out that my old agency lost my old account
I’m like
When a rep sends me an email saying my client referred him but he gets the client's name wrong
He’s like
When a rep offers tiered pricing at levels that he doesn't think we can hit...and we do
I’m like
When I try to help out on new business only to have my client send through 6 urgent requests
I’m like
When a rep show's me a live demo and his computer crashes
He’s like
When I have to tell a rep that we have to cancel a campaign that would have made his quarter
He’s like
When I now have to report to my old junior planner
I’m like
When when a rep emails me asking why they didn't make a plan after we've already given feedback
I’m like
When a rep licks his fingers and then passes a printed deck around the table
I’m like
@UrbanJulep
When my client asks for a POV on The Yellow Pages
I’m like
When a rep comes in and presents their newest offerings
I’m like
When our media strategy exceeds all projected goals
We’re like
When a newspaper buyer tries to tell me how to buy digital media
I’m like
When a rep goes right to the client with their offering
I’m like
When a rep tries to get on a plan by desperately offering free media
I’m like
When it's time to break out that bottle that has been sitting in my desk so I can finish that presentation
I’m like
When my boss takes credit for a deck that I wrote
I’m like
When my client asks for a competitive analysis
I’m like
When I get an email from a random finance person asking for payment
I’m like
When my junior planner asks if she can go home after her 1:30 mani/pedi appointment
I’m like
When I get a "first to market opportunity" that we already have in market
I’m like
When a rep sells me on a great idea for my client and then asks for a $20 million commitment
I’m like
When there's a long silence after my client presentation
I’m like
@pytiff
When a rep gives a presentation and auto-populates a URL that shows he accessed a porn site on his work computer
I’m like
When my CEO walks by my desk and I am on Facebook
I’m like
When I tell a rep I have a hard stop in 20 minutes
I’m like
When a rep tries to schedule a 9am meeting
I’m like
When I meet someone for the first time during a client meeting but we actually work for same agency
I’m like
When I see someone from finance come toward my desk
I’m like
When I don't realize that the person I have been hitting on for the last 20 minutes is the new account director
I’m like
When ad ops is out of the office and I have to traffic a campaign by myself
I’m like
When I get a good performance review from my boss
I’m like
When a client asks me how retargeting works
I’m like
Going to a happy hour when I know I have two decks to complete by tomorrow
I’m like
When I'm on a conference call and my cube mate is being too loud
I’m like
When someone takes the last non-vegetarian sandwich at a lunch and learn
I’m like
@JMKo
When I have to cancel media with a rep that's already a pain to deal with
I’m like
When I disagree with a colleague on including a site on a media plan
I’m like
When a junior planner threatens to leave the company in the hopes of getting a raise
I’m like
When a presentation starts with a sizzle reel ...
I’m like
-Tim
When a rep complains to the client that I'm not returning their messages
I’m like
When myself and publisher partner present an idea that is well received by the client
We’re like
When my campaign exceeds every projected metric
I’m like
When office services sends out an email that starts with "There is barbecue on the 2nd floor..."
I’m like
