When I get a vendor submission that delivers on nothing I've requested in the RFP
I’m like
April 2012
120 posts
When I correctly pull a comscore report for the first time
I’m like
When a rep tries to upload 50 page presentation but the projector is broken
I’m like
When a rep says we worked together on LinkedIn having just met him at a lunch and learn
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When I find out my client is putting the account in review
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When I have a meeting scheduled from 12-2PM and no lunch is provided
I’m like
When I send a presentation to the wrong client
I’m like
When a traditional media planner tries to manage a digital campaign
They’re like
When the creative strategy gets heavily scrutinized but the media strategy is approved
I’m like
When I'm in a 3 hour analytics presentation
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When a vendor tells me the inventory I've included in a client recommendation is now sold out
At first I’m like
And then I’m like
When a rep asks me if I mind them reaching out to the client
I’m like
When my team spends nights and weekends working on new business and end up winning
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When my team sees a proposal with a $100 CPM on it
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When a rep makes a joke at a lunch and learn
His assistant is like
When the Asia client calls for a 3pm conference call...their time
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When you instantly realize that a person you've known and worked with for years looks like a mildly famous celebrity
I’m like
When rep asks, "Hi, I saw you were the out of office contact. Can you help me set up a meeting?"
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When I roll into the after after after party during upfronts
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When a planner leaves the agency for sales
She’s like
@saralivingston
When a Tumblr blog full of animated GIFs consumed by cynical media people gets 100k page views in 6 days
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When I'm in a meeting with traditional planners and a digital question comes up
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When a client asks me about the click-rate on an awareness campaign
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When a rep doesn't know how to traffic my campaign
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@Ricellyn
When finance calls a meeting to go through aging invoices but none of them are mine
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When my whole team goes out to a lunch but I have to stay back and work on a deck
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@carmenkiew
When I put a property on a media plan and their rep still calls me to complain about the budget they were given
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When the creative agency tells me what the media strategy should be
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@nborland
When the client requests a mandatory one-week offsite...in Brazil
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When a vendor picks us up in a party bus
I’m like
When we give money to an ad network...any ad network
They’re like
When I have to cut some partners from a media plan
I’m like
When my Excel spreadsheets become corrupt
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When my planner comes to work in a suit and tells me he has a dentist appointment for the 3rd time this month
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When a vendor starts promoting their sellingads.tumblr.com blog
I’m like
@InMediaSelling
When I put the client on mute to tell my boss what to say
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When the paid search team goes through their reporting data on client calls
I’m like
When I'm on a conference call but also doing client reporting, invoices, emails, and flowcharts simultaneously
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When I try to login to my comscore account
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When I finally meet the rep that's left me 16 voicemails and 41 emails
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When I get a Double Verify report of that network that's been performing just a little too well
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When I'm out too late the night before but still make it to my 9am status
I’m like
@NYCMediaPlanner
When I see a rep walking around the office and I haven't returned his calls
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When I invite my whole team to a vendor meeting but no one shows up
I’m like
@carmenkiew
When I reserve a conference room but the CEO is already in there
I’m like
When it's 2AM and my boss calls me about a new business pitch
I’m like
When a rep tries to friend me on Facebook
I’m like
Client approves the media plan with no changes
We’re like
When I go out to a vendor lunch and come back to 17 urgent client emails
It’s like
